“Hu Chu Gujarati” if someone tell u this line believe that he/she has his/her own personality, which is something unique & different. Gujjus have their own way of thinking about food, fashion, moneymaking,etc.
Here are some typical Gujju’s thoughts..
We take the constitution very seriously, everybody is called “bhai” and “ben”.
” When someone asks about a person, we say GENTLEMAN MANAS CCHEY!! ”
“Bombay + Gujarat +London+ America= whole world.
Nothing else exists for us.”
“Vile Parle and New Jersey feels like home , Apduj 6…!!”
” We are everywhere, all over the globe – deal with it…!!!”
” The first rule of money – never use your own!!! ”
” All our conversations begin with kem 6, maja ma ne, and end with, koi saaru investment batavo ne…! ”
” Sensex interests us more…!!! ”
” At least 50% of your contacts on you phone book end with the word BHAI. ”
” Time spent at a party – Dancing (10 minutes), Chitchat (10 minutes), Dinner (100 minutes). ”
” Dandiya is our Prom. ”
” If u do not go for Navratri, u didn’t exist. ”
” Falguni Pathak is Britney Spears for us. ”
” We can do Garba on any song in the world. ”
“Su nava juni” is our version of wassup?
” Being Punjabi means more chapati, less rice; being Mallu means less chapati, more rice. Being Gujju – just eat more yaar, shu farak pade 6, he?? ”
” We eat home made theplas with chhundo and athanu on business class flight. ”
” Chhas is our beer! ”
” Be it seven in the morning or 1am, gaathiyas are always welcome. ”
” Gujjus believe Narendra Modi is the solution for everything – from fashion style to nation’s progress. ”
” We can speak any language of the world in Gujarati! ”
” Hindi humko jara bi nahi faata hai…! ”
” CATBURY is the generic name for chocolate..”
” You pack according to a 5 night 6 day holiday when going for a one day picnic. ”
At last i just want to say…
” jya jya vase Gujarati tya tya vase Gujarat”